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I like walking home from work because it's super close and a straight shot from my job to my apartment.

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As a prank on the Gamma fraternity, we, the Theta frat, changed all their presets to Latin music stations and set off stink bombs all over their fraternity house.

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I try to catch up to the man running in front of me.

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I was tossing and turning, trying to fall asleep while the voice in my head kept repeating “hungry”

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I was very shocked when I got my DNA test back and I found out it lied to me.

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"Care to explain why you haven't done any work this week?"

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After complaining about the incessant crying from the newborn next door, Bill decided to bake a cake as a gift and a distraction.

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"Apple juice is superior." I said.

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I was flipping through my mother’s old yearbook, in order to see what she looked like at my age.

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"This," the doctor said, administering the injection, "is to numb the pain."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I like walking home from work because it's super close and a straight shot from my job to my apartment.	3
As a prank on the Gamma fraternity, we, the Theta frat, changed all their presets to Latin music stations and set off stink bombs all over their fraternity house.	3
I try to catch up to the man running in front of me.	3
I was tossing and turning, trying to fall asleep while the voice in my head kept repeating “hungry”	3
I was very shocked when I got my DNA test back and I found out it lied to me.	3
"Care to explain why you haven't done any work this week?"	3
After complaining about the incessant crying from the newborn next door, Bill decided to bake a cake as a gift and a distraction.	3
"Apple juice is superior." I said.	3
I was flipping through my mother’s old yearbook, in order to see what she looked like at my age.	3
"This," the doctor said, administering the injection, "is to numb the pain."	3